They're changing the guard at Buckingham Palace
~ Christopher Robin in A.A. Milne's
When We Were Very Young
When We Were Very Young
Well,
they've changed owners at Eagle Harbor Books, and it's been nearly a
year with our new owners, Jane and Dave Danielson, in place. While it's
true that no one here has been clicking his heels or wearing a busby,
changes have been made, and we who work here are used to changes. But
what about the new owners?
Jane, one half of the new ownership, is an old hand at things around here, so we don't need to clue her in on the routine.
Dave, however, is new at this bookstore thing and he'll have to be taught about the quirks of bookselling.
Dave, however, is new at this bookstore thing and he'll have to be taught about the quirks of bookselling.
For
one thing, he'll need to understand that grandparents are understandably
proud of their progeny. So, no self-respecting grandmother will ever
announce "Henrietta reads way below grade level." In fact, given the
chance, as Dave will find out, he'll have a beaming customer should he
suggest War and Peace for a ten-year-old.
After
he's been here a while, Dave will discover that the ten minutes before
closing is a dangerous time. There's a lot of fine dining available on
Winslow Way, and when one is out for an epicurean evening, one's dinner
reservations are rarely for 5:30 or 6:00. Where to pass the time while
waiting? "How about the bookstore? The lights are on there." We will
try and be patient as we teach Dave the gentle art of helping browsers
out the door.
Down
in the Used Book Annex, Dave will also need to brush up on a couple of
things. First, he'll need to memorize the variation on Murphy's Law
which states "Those who are moving, are cleaning out the garage, or are
just sick of all the mess in the kid's room will never remember to bring
only one bag of used books in to sell." Dave needs to know it's not
nice to sigh or roll one's eyes in such a situation.
In
time, we hope to be able to teach Dave all these and numerous other
rules. And then he'll be seasoned and, paraphrasing Christopher Robin,
he will say, "A bookstore owner's life is terrible hard."
~ Ann
Ahahaha, Ann, that's great. Really sounds like Dave. I am so glad you are overseeing his education.
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Kathy from Cortes
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